March 2012
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“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
February 2012
I wish I had something that made me significantly...
Like braces that look bad in my mouth. Or acne. Or something like that. So that in a little while, they would come off or go away. And everyone would be like, “Shit! She looks so much better!” and think I’m more attractive than I actually am because of how bad I looked before.
I really wish that tumblr had a feature where you could make things private, but not really private. Just like, unable to reblog and only visible by followers or something. So that this could be a place for your own personal diary. I know that kinda defeats the point of tumblr, but it would be nice.
lodeman:
hylianears:
orgywithtitlefight:
I FUCKIGN VNAST
JESUS CHRIST AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
BAM!!!!
karakilluhh:
linatrann:
brianvsilvers:
galaxywarrior:
OMG OMG I”M PEEING OMG
BRB, dying.
OMFGGGGGG HAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT. OMG IM DYING. I CAN’T EVEN.
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Oh no! I lost a follower!
I’ll miss you, anonymous being!
I want a naughty relationship.
Fuck all these lies about, “I want a boy who wants nothing more than to cuddle and watch movies.”
I want to love someone and then do a lot of naughty things to their body. I want to be emotionally and physically comfortable with them. I want to know their skin just as well as I know my own. I want to always remember the things we did together, because they shook up my world that much....
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I JUST GOT ACCEPTED TO ROLLINS!!!
First acceptance letter. Second favorite school. Automatic scholarship for $12,500 a year.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! AHHHH HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD!
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idevileggcars replied to your post: I like very effeminate boys, usually.
Solution: Darren Criss New Problems That Arise: Fame, distance, probability, age (depending on personal views)
Haha! I must admit, he’s amazingly attractive. If only, if only the celebrity world and my life were combined!
I like very effeminate boys, usually.
AKA, all the guys I think are attractive end up being gay. Dammit, why are you all so hot?!?
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Straight women: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Gay guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Straight guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Lesbians: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Neil Patrick Harris: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
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Grammar matters.
Today, I was trying to make plans with a friend. She didn’t want to hang out with the people I suggested, so I messaged her back:
Well hang out with other people then
This was the start of a slew of issues, as I will demonstrate. What I meant was:
We’ll hang out with other people then.
What she read was:
Well, hang out with other people, then!
She interpreted it as me telling her...